"What...? You guys don't use caffeine as a drug?" -Ben Keister ( Read more... )

Mason jar shadows from heat lightning.

What to do with all this time and happiness?

I think I'm going to volunteer for Florida Trails Organization/Association/Enthusiasts. That way I'll have less time and I'll be miserably hot.

Also, I can either go to Crescent Beach to hang out and beach or to my grandparents' farm to visit them and ride horses. Which one?

I need new underwear. This is the point where I either buy new underwear or I just don't wear underwear because the state most of mine are in right now does not justify wearing them; they serve no purpose. Ya'll out there in Texas, sitting on your cotton federally-protected/subsidized white, fluffy, artificially eternal gold mines, get ready for ( Read more... )

How happy/surly/unawake a person is when they wake up at 7AM seems to have a pretty good correlation to how well they are living their life ('well' being defined by my grown-ass man persona ( Read more... )

I've been feeling a little guilty about something I did in a soccer game in high-school. I won't say 'I'm sorry', I just feel a little guilty ( Read more... )

If you all did not know yet, I happen to be a genius ( Read more... )

A twelve hour period isn't supposed to be so terrible. Awful. I want to go to sleep so badly, but, I know the minute I do I will suffer something even worse to punish me for the peace I had tried to allow myself. My drinking schedule was perfect; moderated, started early, ended early, felt confident in myself the whole time. I've been in a ( Read more... )

I rode on out to the edge of town ( Read more... )

I got drunk for a very long time on Saturday. When I woke up on Sunday I felt very hung over, and continued to feel bad the rest of the day. I woke up today, and it turns out I just have a sinus headache.

That is sort of like thinking you're depressed for a few months, but it turns out you just have mono.