Sciatica =
OWWWWWWWWWW

Not being able to walk =
SUCKKKKKKKKKKK

Alan: *en-wrapples*
Liz: that sounds like a luxurious dessert
Liz: a chocolate wrapple
Alan: that's small lines of funky lyrics in english
Alan: En(glish) wRap-les (les obviously from the protoeuropean for small)
Liz: or maybe it's an apple which has been bitten into by a wrasse
Liz: wrasses are cleaner fish
Liz: so they wear french maid outfits
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Ook ook! I am home!


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At the beginning, I was a speck; luckily, one with a nucleus. I was classified as a metazoan, and that's when things really started turning up. First, I split down a single axis of symmetry, and my internal tube became an anus. After that, I grew a notochord. Then I gained cartilagenous elements which become calcified, and hence developed into ( Read more... )

MILO
1992-2007


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Things I Want To Tell the Universe
1) Check your email once daily.
2) Pick up your damn phone!

Things I Want to Tell My Internet Connection:
1) Stop being a punk.
2) Seriously, stop it.

"Cumming on dead people is cumming on dead people. But catching a baby in your mouth while eating somebody out?? Now that's just sick!"

Me = having way more work than is decent.

Let me take this opportunity to say:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!


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