DON'T TALK, JUST WATCH

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My dad's birthday voicemail to me:
"Hey Liz, just calling you to wish you officially a happy birthday and... that's it, nothing else to report. Hope you're having fun. I hope you don't feel too old... it gets easier. Actually it doesn't get easier. After a while it gets easier. Have fun. I'll talk to ya, bye."

Lol. Wait, so does it get easier?

Alan: You're a darling.
Me: You're a darling!
Alan: That makes us a Darlington pair!

Happy 20th birthday to me! Despite the lack of sleep (and sheep), this birthday seems to be going better than the last one. I resolve to worry less from now on. Exercise more? Hmm, maybe for New Year's...

( Four days before my 20th birthday, I turned into a ROBOT. )

Me: I don't want to exist tomorrow
Alan: but you have to!
Alan: because if you don't exist tomorrow, you won't be able to exist in one week
Alan: and if you don't exist in one week, then you won't exist in December
Alan: and if you don't exist in December, I'm going to build a big searchlight and start looking for you
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“This merger will bring convergence and innovation to American consumers as fast as you can say ‘massive vertically integrated telephone monopoly.’”

- CEO of CT&T Com's upcoming merger which will result in their owning +50% of the U.S. phone marketshare

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