Hmm, I just ate 1,500% of my daily value of vitamin A. Oops! : \


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This is below the window of my visual perceptions class.


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Today in Psych class, my professor put on a display of ESP ( Read more... )

Me: hehe, we'd make really bad freestyle rappers, I think
Alan: mrrr, yes
Alan: they'd probably call us the freestyle crappers
Me: or, if we caught fish, the freestyle carpers
Me: or, if we were dyslexic, also the freestyle carpers
Alan: two possibilities are better than one
Me: and two fish are better than dyslexia
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He is a baby velociraptor.

"You are a perfect √100."

Well, I'm back at school, which is bad. But on the less-bad side, I have a new set of sheets, which do not have black paint and boy germs all over them. In feng shui, they say that it creates bad energy to sleep in a bed that one shared in a relationship that has failed. Not that there's too much wrong with this bed, but my old sheets were probably ( Read more... )

Hey, they give me my semester's GPA to the fourth decimal place, so why not plot it?


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So I had a scary dream last night, but only when I woke up and thought about it did I realize how hilarious it is ( Read more... )

IMAGINE THIS: Your final research paper is due in 6 hours, and Google is loading at a snail's pace. The stress is building.
IMAGINE THIS: The most amazing pair of shoes on Ebay is in its last 10 minutes of auction, but Ebay will only let you refresh once every minute or two.
IMAGINE THIS: Craigslist is virtually unusable because of how slowly ( Read more... )