Most Succulent and Beautiful Pear Compote of the Eastern Seaboard.

A. Lamb!


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He arranges my desktop icons in formations that help defend against invading armies.

Me: I found out something about pea soup today
Me: and the wisdom I have to share with you is this:
Me: if it makes your mouth tingle, stop eating it
Alan: I feel like I have just gained an inherent +2 to my wisdom score.

Simultaneous!

A titmouse holding a pack of warm water against a frozen, thawing lamb shank.

"Sleep and I shall soothe you, calm you and anoint you.
Myrrh for your hot forehead
Then you'll feel
Everything's alright, yes, everything's fine."

Me: we all go extinct someday
Alan: over my dead body

Libertarians really are like that!

He says cute things about me in his sleep.