8 January

[pluckier]

This really just serves me right, doesn't it, all the blithe things I've said to pregnant women over the years

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[alwaysarush]

The next time you say anything about the joy of pregnancy, I'll fucking hit you.

[pluckier]

It's the miracle of life!

It's just the really heavy painful miracle of life.

[alwaysarush]

The only fucking miracle is the one that has me still fucking sober.

I can list all the cons, if you want.

[pluckier]

Thank you, I think I've reached the part of the pregnancy where they go without saying.

[withastammer]

Yeah. That's right. The baby is kicking your spleen and you're limping around like a wounded hippogriff because of karma.

I'm glad you set a wedding date.

[pluckier]

Look who woke up on the wrong side of the on-call bed this morning.

[withastammer]

I saw you crying over a bagel this morning.

[pluckier]

I am tracking you down and punching you in the face.

as Jesse Summers

[crimsonnpc]

30 January. Great.

[pluckier]

Think you can show up?

as Jesse Summers

[crimsonnpc]

I think I can do that. I might even get the rest of the Summerses there.

[pluckier]

JESSE, MAKE THEM STOP.
Good, because the Bells are so worth partying with.

[joiedeviva]

April's already getting a big head from all these compliments. She can't help it, she comes from good stock.

April and I do think her future cousin should leave his mummy's spleen alone.

[pluckier]

Really she got the best from both of you. And you've always got the mum guilt cards to tear down her ego with (not that my mother did that or anything).

I hope he April's future cousin decides to listen, because it is really bad enough being a cow, you know.

[joiedeviva]

I feel bad for any brothers or sisters she has, I don't know how they can be cuter than she is. I'll take some lessons from the Bell spouses, all of them managed to raise good children.

Oh, cows give birth to calves, you're going to give birth to a beautiful little baby.

As Natalie Summers

[silvernpc]

Troublesome Summers traits? We are no trouble at all.

[pluckier]

You aren't, anyway.

as Jesse Summers

[crimsonnpc]

Hey.

[pluckier]

That's right, I'm looking at you.