No, I don't mean the department of corrections ( Read more... )

We picked up Wii Carnival and it has the shooting gallery, the shooting ducks and that stupid paper star bb gun game. I love the shooting gallery ( Read more... )

The world is composed of three things; man, nature, and that which is deliberately altered by man and beast. To be a well-rounded person one must understand man, understand nature, and understand how man and beast alter themselves and their environment. When one deliberately alters ones environment, if one does not have a grasp of humanity then ( Read more... )

"In this practical exam, you will demonstrate your ability to manuver a zombie through a small obstacle course. Afterwords you will have time to scratch in the dirt, detailing your zombie handling techniques. After you are done with the scratching, you will be invited to crow and burble for our four interviewers ( Read more... )

Does anyone know of anyone who wants to buy a full suit of armor ( Read more... )

I like to read while I'm riding our stationary bike. I exercise to the right level for me, 5 1/2 miles or so in 20 minutes but I just can't sit there. I have to keep my mind occupied ( Read more... )

I've realized why I don't watch much tv, I mean regular everyday tv beyond certain shows that I record and then fast forward through commercials. I don't like being told what to think about things, about people, and about events ( Read more... )

"Dear Death Chicken ( Read more... )

You have been invited to show how well you poke dead things with a stick. Bring beak and stick to the House of Scottish Occultists across from the University where chickens used to scuttle. Allow 3 hours for this test. This test will determine your ranking on the poking-dead-things-with-a-stick list.

The sand in the sandbox is yellow. True or False.

Hm, I see hues of gold, tan, and bronze with flakes of quartz and a few brown leaves. I'm going to have to say false.

WRONG. The sand is yellow, any moron can see that. In fact, that is all the moron sees.

Moral of the story, don't overthink things or you get a B.

Not a negative post, just an