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So I'm reading the instructions in various languages on the back of this hair product (don't ask, I'm home sick and I'm bored) and the instructions in English, French, Spanish, and Italian all say the same thing: "Place a small amount in the palm of your hand and " etc ( Read more... )

Hey all you coder types ( Read more... )

Use Google image search to look for "Redneck (anything)." Best so far:

Redneck Motorhome

Redneck Palm Pilot

Redneck Time-out

Hi boys and girls!

In the upcoming weeks, those of you fortunate enough to hang with the recently-returned Vegas crew will hear us laugh at such seemingly innocuous (ie, stupid) phrases as "300 dollars" and "Get that tiger off me!" Want to know why? I knew you would.

The jokes:
- 300 dollars: One answer to the first Why Did The Chicken ( Read more... )

http://www.yahoo.com/s/581727

If you can see this, you're invited to my 31st birthday party two weeks from today. If you can see this and didn't get the evite, it means I either don't have your e-mail or inexcusably forgot you. E-mail me posthaste at professorplumb (etc) gmail.com and we'll set you straight ( Read more... )

The Burning Goat

Diets Don't Work

About 100 kilometers south of San Quintin along Mexico's Highway 1, you start seeing some funny trees. At first, there are only a few scattered among the ubiquitous cactus and scrub, but as you wind your way up into the red-orange mountains they begin appearing more and more often. Suddenly you descend into a wide valley filled with large ( Read more... )

Amigos!

I'm headed south for the winter - again. Reply with your physical address if you want a nonzero chance of receiving a postcard from Mexico. With a sub-zero chance that it will arrive before I do.

Comments are screened if I can figure out how that works.

Hasta el sol siempre,
E