I'm thinking about buying this for myself:
Fifty Shades of Garbage.
So, anyway, I had a dream that Tarrlok sucker punched me and I was like, "Whoa, Man, back that shit up!", and he was all "BLOODBENDING RAWR!", and Amon was like, "SHUT UP, GUYS, AMON THE PHONE!"
...He was texting. -_-;