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-fat keeps skin firm. 2010.04.01
-the car is exploding. 2010.04.02
-ugly children everywhere. 2010.04.02
-going to a really good school and being the slow antelope kid in class. 2010.04.02
-dear mr. cardboard box under the bridge: i'm sorry to have led you on, but i won't be moving in. it wasn't meant to be. 2010.04.01
-slow ( Read more... )

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-missing flights. 2009.12.16
-void! 2009.12.24
-the eating equivalent of chugging. 2009.12.27
-classy is my middle name. 2009.12.29
-i found five pounds. 2009.12.31
-rabid chihuahua. 2009.12.31
-that's not what cocaine looks like. 2010.01.09
-pineapple assassins. 2010.01.11
-jeans and sweatshirt jenny vs. mini-skirt and heels jenny ( Read more... )

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-a for awesome. 2009.11.19
-unicycle duis. 2009.10.30
-soft toy owner. ...friend. ...companion. 2009.10.18
-glistener. 2009.10.09
-space food. 2009.10.03
-big ass tits. 2009.09.28
-how many balls you can fit in your mouth. 2009.09.28

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cl: "also. can you please send me updates on awkward moments. ( Read more... )

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-make yourself at home. 2009.06.13
-one giant juice box. 2009.06.17
-pelvic thrust of woe. 2009.06.23
-vaginises. 2009.06.23
-saggy, ticklish, schizo vaginas. 2009.07.09
-cheap whores. 2009.07.09
-pirate prostitute cop with a cane. 2009.07.12
-punching cockroaches. 2009.07.18
-why obama's house is so ugly. 2009.07.18
-art is the ( Read more... )

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-gsb and xxi. 2009.03.25
-always.sometimes.never. you would. i don't even know. this is why we're friends. 2009.03.30
-FAIL 2009.04.04
-see you in spain 2009.04.04
-blow jobs in the reg 2009.04.05
-democratic, unanimous election of designated strippers 2009.04.08
-africa? NO CHECK! 2009.04.14
-threesomes in the stacks and ( Read more... )

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-condensed soup. 2009.02.02
-moose and elephants. 2009.03.09

jc: "i am not a fish. not a fish. not a fish." 2009.03.18
nb: "now we know that ebit is operating income..." 2009.03.17
or: *blinks* "it doesn't help that that's the third time i've done that today." 2009.03.17
or: "wow, you really are crazy right now. ...and now you're ( Read more... )

recurring themes:
-北京歡迎你, various
-crank dat soulja boy, soulja boy
-low, flo-rida ft. t-pain
-好像多了一點...
-請!

kk: "the citibank lady i talked to thought barcelona was in italy." 2008.12.18
sc: "oh my god. she just asked me if i knew who mao is. and apparently the only reason why i voted for obama is bc he is handsome." 2008.12.18
sa: "does fake family ( Read more... )

gu: "IMAGINE IF... we put dish soap in a fountain in NORTH KOREA!" 2008.09.17 ( Read more... )

or: "okay, new song. play for me, monkey! dance, monkey!" hmm, oh, let's see... ALL THE TIME. =)
zm: "find a hole and put it in." 2008.06.14
ak: "yeah... none of us has id. it's going to be an exercise in denial." 2008.06.14
cl: "that is what this was a bad idea. there is a time and there is a place for booty shorts, and that is not 9:00 [pm] walking ( Read more... )

lr & cl: "bo-HAN-gles!" 29.03.2008 ( Read more... )