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Leave all of my messages on the refrigerator door.
Don't eat everything in the kitchen.
Don't have obnoxiously loud parties at the dead of night.
Keep any potential companions quiet.
Don't bother me while I'm doing research.
If it's absolutely necessary to bother me, address me by name first.

Subject to potential updates.

...This whole thing is demeaning.
Pass the hydrocortizone.

...You're joking.
Like hell I'm dressing up.

...............
Obligatory informing of 'I'm-still-alive' inserted here.

...At least I don't feel like killing myself.

Yet.

................
This is like a failed mission.

Detonator please.

No.
Fucking.
Way.

It looks like I'll be in here for a while.
Wanijima, do me a favour and while you're out and about, bring me some food.

I'll make it worth your while.

No. Not like that.

...
Must.
Find.
A.
Saw.

I'm going to kill this kid.

Hn.
I believe I am actually beginning to miss her.

What's wrong with me?

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