Place your bets for the upcoming state of the union

[pmb]

Every year there has been a red herring in the President's State of the Union speech. Hydrogen cars, steroid abuse, mission to mars, etc. Well, we're losing two concurrent land wars in Asia and the housing bubble is looking like it may be going down, so what irrelevant thing will be brought up this year? Place your bets. Winner gets bragging

Comments

Unpredicatable??

[canarasekal]

Meaning: not able to put a predicate on the sentence. As in, "I, a haywire timejunkie with the brains of a mouse and the physique of a hare, am about to..." I mean no one would want that predicate, would they? Unpredicatable.

Re: Unpredicatable??

[canarasekal]

funny!

[djsendai]

we already had switch-grass, so that's going to be hard to top. I'm thinking perhaps file-sharing will be big, and porn.

UNCONTROLLED PET REPRODUCTION

[scarla]

This problem has plagued our great nation since before the creation of the price is right, and despite the heroic efforts of Bob Barker, some domestic animals are still free to breed at will. This must be stopped! The National Guard will be patrolling the streets of every home town in America to deal with these animals that may threaten the control of the American pet population. Also alien animals of any variety attempting to cross the Canadian border will be shot on sight in the interest of the security of American animals.

Don't get me wrong, they're fine people, good Americans.

[pmb]

I like you ailie. You're not like the others, here, in the trailer park.

[mycrust]

What letter did you give me again?

[pmb]

You received a very fine letter.