So, all I can do is sit and listen to my neighbors across the way yelling at every person that walks down the sidewalk.
Wtf is this guy's problem? When do you wake up wit the courage to just sit on your porch and yell at people, whistle at people, holler at people? I mean, nobody fucking answers you.

SO STFU

Do you know how silly I've felt all my life ( Read more... )

I am jealous of all the friends I have in life who seem to do a really good job of keeping themselves on certain tracks and habits that are good, ie. writing in journals regularly, eating yummy vegan foods without any hassels, wearing all black all the time in a classy manner (I always wished I could do that) or on the opposite side, being able to ( Read more... )

Where have I been all this life? I wonder what I'll do when I'm 40. Hopefully by then I have joined a bowling or square dancing league and I will have at least 3 cats whom I talk to every morning over coffee. Or maybe I will be a fun mommy with a daughter named Virginia who wants to become a truck driver when she grows up. I can only dream ( Read more... )

I am sorry that it has been ten whole weeks.

Please forgive me.

My internet was lost.

I love you, bye

Eating Spiders - PsappThere's a man in the street ( Read more... )

secretly smitten. SHITTTTTTTTTTT....................

but I am also listening to the new Tech N9ne cd. And either the ferret food picker-upper fairies helped me out with the floor last night, or we've got a mouse.

Mental Note: Find even more reasons to wear the party dress. Stat. okbye

Someone stole my box wine out of Jayme's fridge last night. That's pretty fucked up ( Read more... )

I'm having a hard time being 20. I feel 16 still, naive, like I should be asking people to buy me cigarettes. Like I still live with my parents. Like nobody's taking me seriously. I refuse to accept getting older, my parents getting older. It's fucking scary ( Read more... )

I probably could listen to Flock of Seagulls for a really long time and not be sick of it. For some reason I always think that the fancy condo people that live on 43rd st are all having affairs or classy cocktail martini parties with other people who have car alarms that beep when they exit the vehicle. Absolutely scandelous! But probably not ( Read more... )