Did you hear the one about...

[pneumonomachia]

the student who, as his attention getter to his speech, thought it would be a grand idea to take a mouse from its cage and dangle it in front of his snake? Well, the snake grabbed it, and slowly started to swallow the mouse. To their horrified facial expressions and verbal screams, the students were terrified. The speaker did prepare for this,

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[sarahf]

Yeah, I heard. It sounded funny, actually. He was very unrepentant, if you must know!

[effy]

I'm totally going to use this example in class! Woo hoo! I love smarties!

[fishbutt]

So he must have missed the lecture on Shocking Appeals?
That's horrifying!

[pneumonomachia]

Oh no, he heard it! He just wanted to test the waters, which I sort of admire. But still...no need to gross everyone out.