Theology

Feb 25, 2005 16:19

If the Kingdom of Heaven is such a great place, why does the pope seem so reluctant to die? Perhaps he's been a Bad Pope who won't be ending up there after all.

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gypsumfantastic February 25 2005, 08:27:08 UTC
I'm sure he wouldn't mind dying.

But I'm equally sure that They won't let him.

Kind of throws that commandment about not worshipping false idols into some form of hypocrisy-style light, doesn't it?

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saintapollonia February 25 2005, 09:03:02 UTC
maybe he's not human...
a complex marionette of some sort, perhaps?

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pippinthefourth February 25 2005, 09:52:10 UTC
maybe he gave up death for Lent.

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burnyourbones February 25 2005, 10:23:01 UTC
It's cause he knows Heaven is full of all the boring people who spent their whole lives being good and not having any fun.

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fatsothewombat February 25 2005, 15:55:47 UTC
Maybe he thinks all this "Heaven" malarkey is a load of old nonsense and realises that when he karks it that'll be the end of him...

Maybe the Pope is just like Father Dougal in this respect...

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