I feel like an runaway from Cuba who finally reached America and is on their way to Hollywood where they're gonna be a HUGE STAR.

that's how good and free and relieved i feel.

I FINALLY OFFICIALLY ABSOLUTELY ENDED IT COMPLETELY WITH JAKE ON MY TERMS WITH (kelly's help and) MY OWN WORDS!

how stupendous to be free of shackles that you don't know how ( Read more... )

 snl was pretty ok. cougar den was funny, reminded me of kelly and i. but not really ( Read more... )

this election is the most fun.

after hillary said obama was out of line for putting down hunters/gun lovers:

"she's talking like she's annie oakley! is she packing a six-shooter? i'd like to see some pictures of hillary on the duckblind."
-obama.

and hillary also bought a round for a bunch of men at a bar, and had a shot of whiskey herself and ( Read more... )

 this probably isn't cool to say but jason castro can go ahead and leave american idol and come live in my bed with me.


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 so in case you haven't heard, something pretty incredible happened to me the other day. I was sitting in lux reading with my chai and jeff the owner walked up to me and told me he wanted to "steal me away from Z" and asked if i could come in and talk to him on monday about working there. WHOA. anybody who's remotely my friend knows how much i love ( Read more... )

 in case you haven't heard... I GOT MY CAR BACK.

yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesydsyesyeseffyfysesy.

i feel amazing and free. kelly went with me to discount tire where we rock paper scissored, and patty caked, and then we went to lux.

have i mentioned i love lux?

i'm so happy i can go there as much as i want again. which probably won't be everyday like before ( Read more... )

so i woke  up at 4:45 in terrrrrrrrrrible pain and got motrin and a heating pad so i could get a little sleep before i had to go to school, and i woke up at 11 so i guess my mom just left me here this morning. i called and asked her if i was in trouble or something and all she said was no. weeeeird ( Read more... )

i bought my prom dress this weekend, and all the shit to go with it (aka accessories). very 50's inspired so now i know how i'll wear my hair. i wish i could just have atmosphere do it but since last years prom didn't go so hot with them i think i'll try and find someone else for this special occasion. i can just imagine the face my hair cut lady ( Read more... )

tonight i'm going to stay up really really fucking late with gosford park, casablanca, from here to eternity, and my fun new fabric paints. and then i'm going to sleep a lot tomorrow.

i hope that when this loong loooooong week of downtime is over i can appreciate it. and get my car and my phone and my life back.

this is gonna be one hell of a spring ( Read more... )

has anyone else noticed that saturday night live is totally alive and kickin again!? (except for kenan)

totally laughing, for the first time in a while, at saturday night live. good good good.

the hillary clinton fake edorsement had me laughing out loud.

they had a skit making fun of project runway that had me chuckling heartily.

even weekend update ( Read more... )