A is for Abby who fell down the stairs ( Read more... )

Today I read many a legal contract, and found them to be the most dull reading of my life. Jay suggests that I rewrite them in limerick form, but I prefer haiku. Here are some samples ( Read more... )

I thought I might celebrate the Return to Internet with a livejournal post. I now have all-the-time-online and a cell phone, so I am very reachable. reach me ( Read more... )

It has recently come to my attention that a list of the 100 Greatest Americans has been put out, and that it will eventually be wheedled down to one all-time "Greatest American." I don't take issue with that, but the list itself (nominations by actual Americans) outrages me. Here it is ( Read more... )

A new way to recycle

And with that, I embarked on a journey of ebay selling. My hope is that people without anything better to do will get in massive bidding wars over my scraps of paper, and I'll benefit with many dollars.

I have an award winning (patent pending) idea for a new hit reality show. Celebrity Shark Challenge. Every week, a different celebrity or team of celebrities would pit themselves against nature's chompiest fighter: the shark. They would begin by spinning the Wheel Of Sharks, which would be like a prize wheel with various sharks pictured on it. ( Read more... )

I can admit that I am intrigued by the buzz around Chad Michael Murray. I can admit that a certain Lisa H. and I may from time to time go to Wegmans and page through the teen magazines to see what CMM interview/quiz/centerfold the twelve-year-olds are pawing over this week. I can admit I laughed at previews and commercials for Cinderella Story ( Read more... )

Here I am at home in Buffalo. There's lots of snow and today Lindy and I went snowshoeing through the woods. It was so quiet I could hear nuthatches jumping from branch to branch in the crabapple tree by the lane when I stood still. Also I made a perfect snow angel in the corn field. My grandparents are talking about selling the woods to the ( Read more... )

This is just a note to say that from March 12th through March 31st I shall be at home in Clarence, so if any of you are in the area of Buffalo, we certainly ought to get together and do something. In case you are worried or concerned, things are fine and I'm not going home for any sad reasons, just to take care of my Grandma while her regular care ( Read more... )

Well, I haven't had any sort of real update in, oh, months. Now seems like a good time, because I'm bored. Mike is sleeping, because he has to get up and work in the morning, whereas I just have to wake up sometime and flop about the house applying for jobs via the internet and baking cookies and writing fictitious stories. So, if you've been ( Read more... )