Sometimes I really miss the dorms. There's a couple of people I don't even know how to get in touch with anymore.

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In Spain, presumably one of those countries where they drink beer like it was water, researchers have found that, after exercising, beer is slightly more refreshing than water. One can only imagine the miraculous rejuvenating qualities of bacon vodka.

Also a Good Snack!The woodier part of pineapple, still yellow but close to the rind, cut into ( Read more... )

When I was in kindergarten I figured out that I could yawn with my mouth closed, and by doing that learned to move my adam's apple around. At some point I saw a lion yawn at the zoo, and tried to yawn as big as it did- couldn't of course, but trying felt good because stretching any muscle feels good. So for years I'd stretch when I yawned until ( Read more... )

Whole way back I felt like I forgot something. I hadn't, but I had that feeling.

Later, a stray tiger-striped cat mewed at me through the window.

A piece of math-toy poetry!

"Teamwork" means trusting your leader and doing what he says ( Read more... )

Five weeks ago I posted this entry - look at the next to last paragraph (It's short). And then two weeks ago I see this posted. Rather neat. Either I'm a trendsetter, psychic, or we're both riding the same wave of the internet's gestalt consciousness.

Dumbass, smartass, jackass - are there any other kinds of ass? I'm not sure if I want to count asshat, assface or assclown.