I cut someone off today. Sorta had to, he left me little choice. Long story short: I was running out of road and he was being a slow dick ( Read more... )

What's with people making their privacy settings so gosh darn high on Facebook? As of late, I've begun some semi hardcore facestalking. You know what I'm talking about. You check out one friend and they have a mutual friend you haven't checked up on in a while so you click on that and they've got a picture of a trip they went to and that ( Read more... )

Today I went to Ikea. Hours were spent looking about the store and picking out the appropriate items. The cart was filled up with the miscellaneous objects and brought to the end of the store near the registers ( Read more... )

I just killed a spider.  I feel bads about it ( Read more... )

I slowly see myself turning into someone I like less and less.  It is a gradual transformation, unlike a caterpillar's metamorphosis, thus rendering the alteration almost entirely transparent until one day you look in the mirror and realize you're not the same person anymore.

It is like some sick perverted version of Dorian Gray wherein the ( Read more... )

It seems that I am now walking down the path of the stereotypical "good looking guy."  Or at least I am trying to.  Analogously, I am more fumbling about in the dark with a dim flashlight trying to discover this hidden trail buried by overgrown shrubbery with no idea what to do exactly.  I suppose in pop culture jargon I would be referring to ( Read more... )

Fairly apt title I think.  Betty left todays to Japans.  Barring mitigating circumstances, she should be there for at least one years time.

That's pretty much the end of the story until we get more details from her when she arrives.

Lately I haven't been able to stop buying junks.  Or at least shopping ( Read more... )

Did anyone else get up today, see the snow, and think "Man, Whitey is cracking down on the negro again?"

No?

Ok, just me and my weird racist mind then.

Continue what you were doing.

If it snows tomorrow though, Imma definitely have to say mother nature is racist.

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