I got a wifi shirt at my company's Christmas party. It may have been my best Christmas present ( Read more... )

Sam has only one brain-cell left. It's overclocked, he's still smart, but he needs a cheez-it every time he does something right as a Pavlovian device ( Read more... )

phone's back, although I may be working for a few days straight, so I don't know how long it will be on. =P

My phone's dead. If you try to call me you will fail.

I got a cat, she's really cute, really shy and her name is River (although my neighbor keeps calling her Summer on accident).

Life is good.

Who the hell does this God dude think he is? I didn't vote for him.

"Every schoolchild knows, arachnids are dangerous; however, Mormon extremists garnered federal warnings and established Port Joe Smith, inside the arachnid quarantine zone. Too late, they realized, that Dantanna had already been chosen by other colonists. Arachnids."
-Starship Troopers

Mormon extremists?

Watching a documentary on OPB hosted by Edward Norton. It's weird to hear that fish population is dwindling globally from Tyler Durden. When is he gonna hulk out?

Result of 3 hours sleep:

A spoonful of corn-flour in my chai. Genius.

Why my mom doesn't use Match.com ( Read more... )

dehydrated pancake syrup should be available for back-packers, but I'm pretty sure it isn't.

=P