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[pod_haku]

Um um... So I'm alive again, or rather, I never died, they just think I did. How rude, burrying me live. That wasn't very nice...

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I don't have a place to stay...

Has anyone seen my bunny slippers Zabuza-san?

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[pod_yakushi]

I never knew you. ^__^

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If you are approach by people bearing the names Cain, Abel, or Haru, do not, under any circumstances, tell me or Orochimaru if you sleep with them. ;D Or rather, do.

You're welcome to stay at the O Club if you've no where else. ^__^ I can give you a map.

[pod_haku]

I'm confused, are you saying I should sleep with them or I shouldn't?

And what is this O club you speak of? Does it come with pie?

[pod_yakushi]

...Yes. I am confused too. >__> I shouldn't give advice on my kids.

This O Club is my mostly forgotten ravishingly beautiful establishment in Konoha. =D It has a bed and breakfast upstairs. As in you go to bed. And make yourself some breakfast. >__> As for the pie, talk to the evil machine in the basement. ♥

[pod_haku]

Oooh, breakfast is good, I like. Never been to Konoha before, this should be interesting. Maybe Naruto-kun's there. Then I can pay back for what he did to my purtee face

By the way, I'm Haku, who're you?

[pod_uchiha]

what the fuck

[pod_haku]

Hi Sasuke-kun ^_^ Long time no see (My my, you haven't changed one bit)

[pod_orochimaru]

That was rude, go back to the cave I locked you in.

[pod_uchiha]

Make me.

[pod_orochimaru]

Leaving my own comment. Hello.

You're very cute. :3

[pod_haku]

Hello there Orochimaru...

... sama.

Thanks :3 Naruto-kun thought so too. He was totally checking me out back then

[pod_orochimaru]

Hn. Good job, boy.

Hn. He probably was.

[pod_haku]

Oh wow, you got that on the first try~ Most people thinks I'm a girl ^_^

[pod_tayuya]

Join the motherfucking club. Everyone was under the fucking impression that I was dead too. hn. Shows how much those shitheads know.

[pod_haku]

It's so horrible! But at least you weren't burried (or were you?) for as long as I was...

[pod_tayuya]

I wasn't burried. The fuckers just left me there. I suppose its good they didn't burry me, but it is still sort of depressing to know no one gives a shit about you. =__='

[pod_gaara]

I was dead and none had the decency to bury me. They made me live again. . . That is okay. Now I have Chouji and Anko and can go on killing sprees when neither of them is around. *great, hidden inner joy*
You knew Naruto before? Hard to kill, isn't he? Damn hard to stay dead around him, too. If you see my Pet Ling around send him back to Suna. He looks like an older you, only with shorter hair, cat ears, and a tail.

[pod_haku]

Naruto-kun? Not when I met him.

Pet Ling? I'll keep that in mind.

... Zabuza-san made me wear cat ears and a tail once.