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*triumphant music*
I had the most enlightening trip. After meeting this absolute darling named "Ripley" I was able to track down Bessie who had escaped my dungeon backyard. She managed to populate an entire town with cute little hive-minded killers! I only was able to bring three home with me, but Bessie makes lots of threatening growling noises which I have ( Read more... ) -
Why hello there!
I am back to male normal. I send my love to all the little people. Like my darlings. And Orochimaru ( Read more... ) -
Sleep-typing Kabuto-chan says:
I have a dream that one day this village will rise up and live out the true meaning of it's creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all children are created equal." I have a dream that one day on the red hills of the past Hokage's noses the sons of former villagers and the sons of current villages will be able to sit down together at ( Read more... ) -
Just a note:
I am still tired [having months lapse into hours for carrying three children to term and then giving birth is tiring] from yesterday evening, but I must extend my most sincere thanks to Sakura and Gai for helping deliver Orochimaru and my three children... Yakushi Cain, Abel, and Haru. I am a very proud, happy parent, and my world is currently ( Read more... ) -
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Oro-chan took me shopping today and bought me three absolutely wonderful outfits of which he said I looked quite fetching in. I am most enamored of the man. It's fascinating, considering any psychologist (like my ex-maid) would look at the two of us and pronounce it impossible ( Read more... ) -
When I woke up this morning...
I looked down and, sure enough, sighed at the realization I would, indeed, have to sit down to pee. Yes. I am awesome, but not awesome enough, as a woman ( Read more... ) -
I'm SINGING in the ... Sunshine...
Oh I am glad to be back and MALE. Yes, say goodbye to the perky breasts, I am 100%, red-blooded, stunning man-flesh once again! Ladies, I am free on Wednesdays, and I'm sorry, but my heart's already been stolen... No really, a dog ran off with it when I was five. Very tragic stuff.Orochimaru-sama is once more his grandoise mature self, a fact ( Read more... )