Booya

[pod_kankuro]

I asked Gaara if he would go to the beach with me, but he has sand in his vagina or something because he told me... he told me.... damn it, I forgot. Anyone try this shit called pot? This crap is AWESOME. But fuck that, I was telling you guys a story. Temari was there. Wait... no... no she wasn't

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[pod_gaara]

I told you to shove sand up your vagina and leave me out of your fantasies. I do not like beaches.
No, I have never considered that possibility. However, I am glad you finally came to terms with the fact you are a balloon.

[pod_kankuro]

I do not have a vagina. Never did. Never will. And I'm sure you'd enjoy yourself if it was just the two of us.

I'm not a balloon either. Stop calling me things, damnit.

[pod_weasel]

*coughDRAZAHOIBcough*

[pod_kankuro]

....What? Got a cough? Here, try some of this *force feeds itachi a bottle of cough syrup*

[pod_uzumaki]

GAH ANIMAL ABUSERRR~

[pod_kankuro]

IT WAS ALREADY DEAD

[pod_uzumaki]

STILL! PROPER BURIAL TT__TT

[pod_uchihaking]

I like whales.

[pod_kankuro]

I like you.