I got stuck in a porta-potty today TToTT i hate my life.

But i loooove my fried dough.

Temari, make us some fried dough.

Man, our house sucks. I sat on the couch the other day but the tv wasnt on. And I couldnt find the remote... but when I stuck my ravishingly skilled fingers in between the couch pillows, I pulled out the most perfect sandwich ever. It was like a sign from the gods. While chomping down on this awesome sandwich and gazing at the mud angels all over ( Read more... )

Dogs. Hate them. So much.... so much pee.... perfect slimming suit now urine stained.... DAMNIT! I need to gather all the little happy love vagina adorable kittys and puppies of the world and stuff them in an airballoon flying straight to hell. That'll show them. No one pisses all over my mouth and gets away with it ( Read more... )

I asked Gaara if he would go to the beach with me, but he has sand in his vagina or something because he told me... he told me.... damn it, I forgot. Anyone try this shit called pot? This crap is AWESOME. But fuck that, I was telling you guys a story. Temari was there. Wait... no... no she wasn't ( Read more... )

PIMPSHITMOFOS YOU KNOW YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS STEAMING HOT ASSCAKE