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[pod_uchihaking]

Hot damn, my genius and kingliness started in the crib! I found this while looking for my crown. But don't worry, I found it! And it's as shiny as ever.

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[pod_uzumaki]

You're kind of red and tiny and butt ugly not kingly~

[pod_uchihaking]

I was so kingly. I just didn't have my crown on because I just came fresh out of my royal bath. Dur.

And I'm red like the Uchiha fan! What great pride! I bet you were rainbow, you fag!!

[pod_uzumaki]

Yeah. Royal bath of a LOBSTER. *snorts*

But that red is different! And who're you calling fag when you have a ballerina son?! >[

[pod_uchihaking]

I do not understand your hip, young language but I think you just insulted me! Get him, guards!!!

And as my beefy guards carry you away, I'll have you know that the red I bear and the Uchiha sign has is quite the same. SO NYAH. XP That was from his mother's side! I do very manly things!

[pod_kankuro]

...Could you repeat yourself and why there is a fugly... THING!? I couldn't hear you over the sound of me shitting my pants.

[pod_uchihaking]

I. AM. A. VERY. CUTE. BABY. AND. YOU. ARE. JEALOUS.

SLOW ENOUGH FOR YOU, RETARDMANBOYPLANT? *throws diaper at*

[pod_temari]

That woman's hands totally ruin your adorableness.

[pod_uchihaking]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

By the way, those are my father's lovely and calloused and cold hands.

[pod_temari]

Oh.

Well, nice nails.

[pod_neji]

Um, Mr. Uchiha, sir, do you... remember... my father?

*lip wobbles*

[pod_uchihaking]

Long hair, correct? And looks like you?

Yes. We used to sit on the porch and stroke our fatherly chins and read newspapers together. Whatever did happen to him?

[pod_neji]

I think he was used as a test subject of sorts... don't really remember.