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[podmore_sturgis]

Gideon kicked me today for never using this properly (or as he put it, "live the pain of 'wow' comments"), so I took the quill and well, here I am. 'Least it's something, eh?

I'm Sturgis Podmore, nineteen. I work at the Ministry being the slave of others but apparently I'm getting well paid. I'm pretty sure Fabian inflicted this on me because he

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[gid_prewett]

Don't bother addressing anyone here. I think they've all died and, very unvigilantly, left their journals out for imposters. It's possible.

[podmore_sturgis]

How can I be sure you're the Gideon who kicked me this morning, eh?

[gid_prewett]

I'll kick you again tomorrow, same time, same place.

[podmore_sturgis]

Sure, listen, McGinley is going on about Arsenal before the match starts so be glad I'm actually paying attention to your fat arse.

I'm the one who plays football, I know how to kick better.

[kingshacklebolt]

Auror training, sounds spiffing.

Details?

[podmore_sturgis]

You get to be bossed around by violence fanatics and every once in a while Crouch comes in and takes the little self-esteem you had away from you.

I hope that's enough.

[kingshacklebolt]

Sounds like my house during the hols.

cheers!

[jabberalice]

i never understood why you liked footie

[podmore_sturgis]

Ey, Alice, right?

Don't call it footie, you're understimating the greatest sport in the history of mankind! It involves the best trricks you'll ever see with a ball and it has the challenge of only using your feet, what's not to like, eh?

[fab_prewett]

Oh, Podmore, if it weren't for me you would be on the street, which is the only reason why I helped you. Don't be under any false pretense that it is because I enjoy seeing your unwashed self around the Ministry, because it is not.

[podmore_sturgis]

Shut it, I take baths.

[fab_prewett]

I'll take your apperance over your word this time.

[podmore_sturgis]

I AM CLEAN GODDAMNIT