I know this is, like, the 750,000th time I've made a screen name change, but I'm doing it again, so eff you and add me (or don't, whatEVA! You do whut choo want!). QuestionForEmily is what it be, yo. Learn it, love it, lick it, and other-words-that-start-with-'l' it.

La dee da dee dee, a pirate's life for meee!

Fin.

Last night I dreamt that I made out with Samuel L. Jackson.

That is all.

Fin.

( Emily bored. Emily did survey. Emily has come to conclusion she has no life. )

To the gentlemen that keep working on the waterlines (I'm sure they work incredibly hard, especially in this retarded heat) around my neighborhood to which you end up turning our water off: YOU BASTARDS GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE! I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY GODDAMN TIMES I HAVE WOKEN UP THESE PAST FEW MONTHS FROM A SENSUOUS SLUMBER WANTING NOTHING MORE THAN ( Read more... )

In the conversation below, if you choose to read, is with that hobag, Samantha, from work. She's also a whoreface as you will soon find. I don't know, but I believe she has magical powers of some sort. Like, she puts you under a spell that will force you to speak in another language. It's kinda like speaking in tongues, only you can't understand ( Read more... )

[My reaction whenever I finished Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince]:

"::blink..blink-blink, closes book, stares at book for an unnecessary amount of time:: Uhhhhhhhhhhh, okay..?"

Aaaaaand scene! ::bows::

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I had one of the best days ever yesterday. Me and my theatre pals ventured to Grayson, KY to swim around in the lake and jump off of cliffs (into the lake, of course. No one became suicidal while we were there, thank goodness). I was more into the swimming thing than the jumping bit. I declared I wouldn't do it at all. I was content with being a ( Read more... )

I hate it here. I wish I could get away more than anything. I want to go somewhere peaceful. A place where I don't have to walk on eggshells fearing I may say the wrong thing, breathe the wrong way, being bitched at for not saying anything, et cetera. I want to go where I don't feel like a burden. Where I can take care of myself and not have to be ( Read more... )

Your Power Color Is Red-Orange
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Yes, I am alive. Sort of.

Fin.