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My cat just rolled off the top of the computer desk where she was sleeping. Dumbass.

Fin.

It was yet another boring day. I've done nothing productive whatsoever. I believe the highlight was actually going outside. I got some CD's, came back out to the living room, placed one of the speakers outside (I have to use the DVD player as a substitute for my listening-to-music endeavors), and lied down on the comfy two-seated swing set we have ( Read more... )

Jesus tapdancing Christ, if I hear another person utter the words "It'll get better" one more fucking time, I think I'll do harm to myself or somebody else. ::twitch ( Read more... )

They say that everyone ( Read more... )

( Man, I totally just got a fruit buzz..whoa--is the room moving? )

I'm such a fucking fucksicle! Why do I always set myself up for disappointment, even when I know good and well that it's inevitable to happen? It's like I know nothing will go my way, yet I get these unrealistic, childish fantasies that play over in my mind. So much that I actually start to believe in them. I need to just stop caring altogether, or ( Read more... )

So, I was talking with my mom on the phone earlier this evening, and apparently my four-year-old brother, Evan the Adorable, strikes again.

Marianne Monk reports from downtown Lexington amidst chaos that is the Monk children:

Evan: [watching the Miss Universe Pageant] Oooh, that one looks like a barbie doll! Oh my god..she's wearing silver shoes ( Read more... )

Since I really don't feel like going into full detail about my day yesterday, I'll just give it to you like this, yo ( Read more... )

Rexorde and I were joking about him not going through his "slaying" because the girl flashed him, and so the weak-minded bastard was "unable to go through with it." This then followed:

RoseOfVelvet3: If that's all that it took, then the many of large-breasted twats in horror movies wouldn't have been SLAIN within the first twenty minutes of the ( Read more... )

Last night was the first in possibly three weeks that I have gotten a full night's sleep/rest. It was far better than sex (even though I had a dream last night that some guy I've never seen before was my "boyfriend," and was all about GETTIN' ON 'DIS...we had sex, in other words ( Read more... )