David from Real World Seattle is a douche mother fucker

[poetic_quandary]

So tonight I go to the bar with "old friends" Mary and Stacy who haven't talked to me in sooooo long. But mary wanted to show off her new boyfriend so i thought what the hell a night at the bars

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[thepokadot]

it sounds like we had simmilar nights.
i want to hear all the details concerning someone and their special guest.
spill it Fritz.

[poetic_quandary]

Gina-

There's not to much to spill. I think it would be better for everyone if you tell me what you know and I tell you what I know. I don't want to cause any trouble.
and you know Gina, I'd rather have you come visit. So get your Italian ass down here, so we can got to bars and hate them together.

-J. Fritz

[thepokadot]

yeah im going to make mary tell me everything too. its just that its so boring here that i'd love to hear what goes on there. im coming soon i hope. and then i can do the cliche college thing. i want to go to frats and bars with tons of kids instead of overpriced NY bars with old creepy guys.
after next weekend things should slow down a bit. i want to come and play.

[anonymous]

Thanks for calling me juvenile jerkface.
~Stacy