"I mean, I would go out with anybody, as long as they're hot..."-Marty, my new roommate

"Wait, no, as long as she's kind of pretty...I guess..."-Marty again, trying not to sound like an ass

"Does she know I'm dumb?"-Marty, when asked if he wanted to date one of my friends

In 2005 I ( Read more... )

27 things ( Read more... )

Open iTunes/iPod or Windows Media Player to answer the following. Go to your library. Answer, no matter how embarrasing it is ( Read more... )

Ok, I haven't updated in forever. This isn't a real update either...oh well. Katie told me to do this weeks ago...so here I go ( Read more... )

screenname:  oo yea..u see im kinda sorta with someone and i dont want to like..screw things up before we even get started

I admit it. Being a Republican was the worst idea I've ever had. Really, I'm only a Republican because my dad is a Republican and I can't think for myself. I'm like that in a lot of things: always following the crowd. I give into peer pressure at the drop of a hat. I'm just a bad person overall ( Read more... )

You Should Get a PhD in Science (like chemistry, math, or engineering)
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That girl is such a bitch.  Seriously, you have no idea.  I'm just lucky that she's too stupid to figure out how to read this, so I get to write it.

The list of truths ( Read more... )