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Tough Problems
"Poopy poopy stink stink stink.
How I'd like to think think think.
When you take a drink drink drink.
Please don't take my sink sink sink." -
Charmichael
Chili had a double turn.
Sunday roast had nothing to spurn.
But when the dancing tuna came.
They forgot to play their hunger games. -
An Homage of Love
Happy roses and twiddles buds.
How might they unite?
A silly whisper's dream delights.
Harmony in the summer foam!
Trickling down came my hot wet love.
All over the canvas you painted.
Bring us beer for our good tidings!
For we are in amour!
Dancing on the window sill.
We laminate the shrouds of perfume.
With this act.
We've earned eternal -
Calming Whisper Dreams..
Cheese gold filed holiday for chaos mode.
Dancing similar ranger quote.
Just like Jelly. -
BOOOOOOOOZE!!!!
I was about to write a normal entry about the booze in which I am drinking currently.. (Captain Morgan, an Labatt Blue beer) But alas.. It was coming off poet fart-wise.. So I figured I'd post it here ( Read more... ) -
Melancholic Flower Spoons
The sandwich bag is empty now ( Read more... ) -
Cranberry Canter
Soaking toenails in my socks ( Read more... ) -
Senile, and Faint of Bowels
Poop poop pooped'em!
Poop poop poopie!
Poopie pop popo!
A pooey doodle day!
I ate a cake..
It came out purple!
A purple dooey poo!
Poo poo po poo!
Everyone likes food!
Comes out gross..
Mushy!
Mushy gross poop!
When you're old...
Can't control
When you take a poop..
Pooped m'pants!!!
Bladder pains...
Bowel pains...
Flatulence...
And eat the pants ( Read more... ) -
Secrets Behind the Tinted Glass
A window's washed by closing time.
Come opening it's tinted green.
At first you think 'It's nothing special'
But every night you wipe it clean.
And every day, returning to it's soiled tint.
You start to question what its cause could be.
But not a thought could come to mind.
You think maybe boogers, or maybe grass stains.
Boogers being the likely ( Read more... )
