Playboy TV is looking for 3 male friends 18-25 who would like to host four hot Playboy babes chicken-fighting in a pool. Must be comfortable being seen on TV with nude female models and must know how to swim. The shoot is Wednesday, May 9th. Four hours work, $100 for each guy. We will provide transportation to location ( Read more... )

My two friends Chelsea and Adam are getting married this summer, and my bester friend Lindsey is throwing a bridal shower, and she is making customized fortune cookies. She wants me to help write the fortunes, here is what I have so far, please post any ideas you may have ( Read more... )

She looked way better, but still a lot like Ally Sheedy, post make-over in The Breakfast Club.

Goddammit, it is so tragic when you see, make eye contact, have a moment of understanding with, and walk away from people like that.

idealistically,

Marcus

Why do we* do these things to ourselves ( Read more... )

I don't care who you are, who your father is, even if you are my father...If you drive any model of a Hummer, I DON'T LIKE YOU. Not even a little bit. No exceptions.

Marcus

I am sitting at the Los Angeles Dodgers game with my friend, we’ll call her Elizabeth, and session number 014 of “Girlfriend Practice” suddenly occurs ( Read more... )

A Children's book, entitled:

"The boy who never ever, ever, ever got what he wanted out of any aspect of his life be it personal, or career, not even once just for a little bit."

Theme of the book: There isn't anything to get excited about.

Gun control? Come on, really? What's the point? do we really need gun control? What a stupid, stupid idea. Silly liberals.

Marcus

Walther .22-caliber semi-automatic and a 9 mm Glock...you know, for hunting.

For instance ( Read more... )

The Housewarming ( Read more... )