Ok, so for like the bajillionth time someone asked me about my godaweful username, which I apologize for again. Since it costs $15 to change a username, I just created a new account. Thought that would be much simpler. Please add ( Read more... )

So where we left off, Chelsea had just ditched church to sleep in. What Chelsea's dilusion had blocked from her memory was that it was absolutely imperative that she attend church this morning. That was why she could not attend the real camping that had been planned for the previous night. Not only was she supposed to bring baked goods for a bake ( Read more... )

There once was a little girl named Emma. Emma had a big mouth and liked to gossip, even though she was too little to understand those terms. One Saturday night, she went over to her friend, Rachel's house for dinner and to go swimming. They ate and they swam and they had lots of fun ( Read more... )

aahhhhhhhh!!!! i woke up at like 4 this morning because my shoulders felt like they were burning off. it really feels like i have tendenitis in my shoulders because this is EXACTLY what my knees felt like every time i played soccer without medding up first. i took some ibprofen like 10 minutes ago and tried to go back to sleep, but the pain is so ( Read more... )

dude. solitaire is so fucking confusing. it is so fucking hard to play right now. life is fucking hard to play right now.

so i'll pause it.

the world pauses every time i hear you breathe, when i feel your warm breath against my neck.

will you let me feel your source?

Last night, as I was drifting off to sleep, I asked God, an angel, You, whatever higher power grants me my dreams, "Please, let me dream of something beautiful ( Read more... )

So I know this guy who's turning 21 on the fourth. I jokingly remarked, "Jeez, once you're 21 you have nothing else to really be anxious about. First you want to be a teenager, then you want to drive at 16, you want to be 17 to see R rated movies, 18 to be legal, and then 21 to drink...but what's after 21 ( Read more... )

Him: Yeah, of course. When a lady gets up from the table, I stand as well ( Read more... )

maybe i'd be better on my own ( Read more... )

I just worked out for the first time in forever. I feel SO good ( Read more... )