Yeah , I know I just wrote :P

"But I'm sitting here, on the Group W bench" and whoever can FIRST answer what song and artist this line is from gets a present :) Lets see who knows and who just cheats (if you seriously just knew off the top of your head you get something a bit more, hows that) So there you go might be two wieners. Got a wiener! my ( Read more... )

OK....WHO did I piss off ( Read more... )

A new scam ( Read more... )

O_o

OK...Why does hubby have to tell people that I have a 2 1/2 scar connecting to my butt crack? I mean...well I do, but *crosses arms* it just so sounds wrong.

Shud-up Nit I know you WOULD/and WILL still make a comment on this one. :P

( OMG this is funny, but long. )

Hi all ( Read more... )

Tequila and Salt ( Read more... )

Surgery date has been changed to May 24th I'll be in surgery at 7:30am PST need to be at the hospital at 5:30AM...luckily I live across the street from it huh ( Read more... )

A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WHO WAVES AT HIM AND SAYS HELLO. HE'S RATHER TAKEN A BACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE HOW HE KNOWS HER. SO HE SAYS "DO YOU KNOW ME?" TO WHICH SHE REPLIES "I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY CHILDREN ( Read more... )

Any one have any good jokes to share, I'll be poping on and off today, would love a good laugh...and as you can see I've been getting some good ones through email :)