I was in lab today, as I am most every day. Steves was there too. Why there's an s at the end, who knows. Anyway, we were setting up an experiment. All of the sudden, he randomly goes into a story. He doesn't just hint at it to see if I care, he goes full force ( Read more... )

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This is quite funny.

And I didn't know they whistled. Maybe I'm doing something wrong...

Baby, you're the fucking best I've ever had.

"I'd tell him to stop drinking that 40 to answer questions, but considering what other people have done, I might just have to deal with it."

"I'm not sure all of those people actually lived there..."
"Really???"

The joys of working DAT.

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EDIT: This would have been ten times worse...

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And just to clear my conscience... Sorry, I can't think of a better one.

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A while back, a friend of mine was considering running for a certain postion. I thought he would do better in a different position, not only for himself but for everyone in the organization. I told him that. And somebody else told him that as well ( Read more... )

About a year ago, Lauren dared me to not cut my hair for a year. Then it would get long enough to do St. Baldricks and donate my hair to Locks of Love.

I can't believe I'm actually doing this.

Click here for more information. It's a really awful picture, but I had to make it look sappy.

Some people have offered to pay me not to. That's fine too.

"When are women most likely to have affairs? It's when they are most likely to get pregnant so that they can gain access to the assets of the other man. And this is very powerful. Women can track their cycles, such as noticing higher pitched voices or a slightly elevated body temperature, and so they know when they are most fertile. And so you can ( Read more... )

Oh how the rampant disdain ( Read more... )