As some of you may know, my roommates bought a kegerator a week ago or something. Being the dumbasses they are, they couldn't figure out how to get it to work. Finally last night, on the third CO2 tank, they got it to work ( Read more... )

Humans are a funny animal. No matter how much you think about them, they will do unpredictable things.

I always try to be rational, even ignore things to a fault. People are dicks, the world is a cruel place, but I still try to be positive about things.

My roommates have hosted parties on weeknights when I  needed to sleep for morning. I ignored ( Read more... )

A ( Read more... )

Last night was pretty fucking scary. My roommate came home pissed off that his hookup had left. He blamed everyone. He blamed Jeremy for being drunk and puking all over the place (aka, the bathroom). He yelled at me for being to stoned to help my friend (aka, gone. He replied that I admitted to being to high to know where I was. I responded that my ( Read more... )

Guess who came in to work today. Guess who is the only person here, including professors, grad students, undergrads, med students, janitors, lab techs, and post docs. Guess who was actually doing some work to catch up and get ahead.

What has Centre done to me?

I heard an interesting story today ( Read more... )

Janet and I were homogenizing tissues yesterday, and we needed to keep them superchilled to preserve their current state. This meant putting them in liquid nitrogen. When it was time to use them, she tried to fish them out with forceps. She couldn't get the tubes, so she just reached her latex gloved hand in and pulled them out ( Read more... )

The other night, my roommate and I came back to the apartment. Our other two roommates were completely plastered, and there were about 30 people crammed into the common area. about 12 of them were big black dudes ( Read more... )

Do, the stuff, that buys my BEER
Re, the guy that pours my BEER
Mi, myself, I drink the BEER
Fa, the distance to my BEER
So, I'll drink another BEER
La, la la la la la BEER
Ti, no thanks we're drinking BEER
And that brings us back to Do

German restaurant educations are top notch.

Swerving in the lane, going the wrong way down a one way street TWICE, tailgating, nearly running into a tollbooth...

Between two engineering students who claim to be really smart, how can they be such bad drivers?