Today Heather and I searched for a certain element of my newest craft endeavor for 4.5 hours. All I came back with was a hat that cost me $1.98. haha ( Read more... )

So some cool stuff has been happening since I made my glorious return to Wilkes-Barre ( Read more... )

Holy shit, dolphins rescued tsunami victims!! Why are dolphins so much smarter than I am ( Read more... )

Wow, so it's Christmas. Yikes ( Read more... )

Alright bros...

Tomorrow, after my last final of the semester, after I pack up all of the unecessary shit I am bringing with me, I leave to go home for Christmas break (lame). I'll be home around evening time.

Let's hang out!!
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I just laughed harder than I have ever laughed before ( Read more... )

The Wilkes University community was baffled when a 20 year old woman's head exploded early Monday morning during her news writing class. Witnesses said that the girl began foaming at the mouth during a class discussion in which the class was focusing on the same boring bullshit they have been talking about the entire semester. The professor could ( Read more... )

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My dad just called me to tell me that the dog ran into the woods, and he can't find him. He sounded really worried and close to tears. hahahaha. He was also really drunk, and he said that my mom is mad at him because: (and I quote) "It's fuckin Friday night and I got my dancin' shoes on... well, maybe I just got boots on but whatever... she's ( Read more... )

God dammit. So far, 2 out of my top 20 most embarrassing moments have involved little indian (as in from india) girls who live in my building. Some of you may recall a month or so back when a little indian girl accidentally walked in on me while I lay there pantsless on my bed, spread eagle with noodles all over my face. (i was eating- ask me if ( Read more... )