.... I haven't updated this in a long time, so I'm just gonna throw this out there since I dunno if anyone's gonna read it and it's probably better that way.

I'm really stressed/frustrated right now. But then again who isn't? I just hope winter will end soon because it's just adding to an already overly-stress-filled existence.

July 4, 1776? June 18, 1815? January 1, 1863? June 28, 1914? September 1, 1939? November 9, 1989? September 11, 2001 ( Read more... )

OMG I AM SO HUMILIATED ( Read more... )

Why are you making me suffer? Why are you torturing me? I must know now. Nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

You heard it here first. Some maniacal person drove a car through a plate glass window at my mother's work today! She was an inch from death. And yet she refused to let the news people interview her. If I were an inch from death I wouldn't be able to shut up.

Anyway no one was hurt thankfully but several pairs of glasses were ruined.

w00t!

OK let's strike a deal. If I get my license when I take my test this week on _____day, I GIVE UP smoking if you let me pass. S'il vous plaît.

ETA: Well, at least until next summer in Italy. I don't really have the willpower to resist while sipping my caffè granita at L'incontro bar.

w00t! Now colleges will be like, "You know what, we like that Bao kid." Yeah, I lost 20 points in math, but screw math. I'm a happy Bao.

Failed my road test. Went through a red light.

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So like, i've totally come to terms with my sexuality. I'm plant-o-sexual. Plants. LIKE OMG. So sexy. Those leaves. That stem. THOSE ROOTS. They get me ever time. I just go like insane and into this crazy mating drive and my hormones just go WOWZA and it's like all uphill from there. Then me and my plantypoohs like TANGO TILL DAWn because ( Read more... )