it's so sad. end of summer. no more apartment. no more gratuitous sex. woe is me.

it's been nearly two hours since i had sex... and i'm dying a little inside from withdrawal already ( Read more... )

Since this weekend I achieved absolutely nothing [productive], I decided to make monday a working day ( Read more... )

You scored as white. you are white.

white
67%
black
33%
asian
25%
latino
25%
Are you a different race than you think you are?
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might as well do an entry myself ( Read more... )

fucking valentine's day. i have yet to meet one person who is happy about this holiday ( Read more... )

... is a lesbian with short, dyed hair named anna.

i'm such a dirty, dirty mexican. a dirty, lazy mexican. that's why i haven't updated in over a month... and why i'm eating some dirt off the floor, or whatever it is that we mexicans do. sometimes i rue the day my mothers birthed me and a slithered into existence, through copious amounts of cocaine. *snort* (that was me doing a line ( Read more... )

If you played rugby and I was your coach, what position would I put you at?
Wing
You are the Speedy Gonzalez of the team.Always looking for an oppurtunity to score.

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You have yet to do an impostor post. tsk tsk.