{003} trzy - [ text ] || WIFE SWAP.

[poleaxed]

Okay, so, Denmark and I got into this big argument, right? He says that Norway is a better partner than Lithuania, which is totally untrue because Liet is way cooler, so we decided to settle it once and for all-- and, like, not by trial by combat, 'cause I can't be bothered. So, what's gonna happen is--

A ONE WEEK LONG WIFE-SWAP.If you're a total

Comments

[notrussias]

Y-You... WHAT?

I don't remember agreeing to anything l-like this!!

And HIM of all people?

I ALSO DON'T EVER REMEMBER AGREEING TO BEING YOUR WIFE, POLAND.*

[*Even though this is mun's otp 8D]

1/2

[notrussias]

Well, um... I suppose?

[PRETTY MUCH A TRAINED HOUSEWIFE, SOB.]

[notrussias]

DON'T CALL ME THAT!

[yourfaceisscary]

Poland what in the world are you doing?!

[poleaxed]

Did you, like, not read what I wrote?

[yourfaceisscary]

I read it, but what in the world made you think this was a good idea?!

[poleaxed]

How is it not a good idea?

I get to beat Denmark in a fair competition and no-one gets hurt! We all totally win!

[voice]

[pagesniffer]

What an odd way of conducting diplomacy. Or is this war? [actually, he read around a little, but he's still kind of flummoxed]

[voice]

[poleaxed]

I said we, like, decided not to do trial by combat.

So we're settling our argument this way, instead. Duh.

[voice]

[pagesniffer]

Combat is not always involved in war.

And what is at stake, other than pride? [please don't say you're drawing up a contract again :|]

[voice]

[poleaxed]

I guess that's true. Writing letters is, too!

... like, more pride.