-- I just totally want to say, whoever left that dress outside my room, you have, like. The best taste.

[ someone's pleased with one of the christmas gifts he'd received a while back-- one of liechtenstein's dresses, left anonymously outside the base of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth. odd! ]

But other than that, this place is getting me down, y' ( Read more... )

It's getting kinda cold, isn't it? Nothing like back home, but this place is, like, so drafty-- I think it might be the fact that one of the windows here has a hole in it. ... yeah, I'd fix it, but I'm totally not moving. Conserving body-heat and stuff.

[ a pause-- and if you listen really close, it almost sounds like he's shivering. ]Anyway, ( Read more... )

Okay, so, Denmark and I got into this big argument, right? He says that Norway is a better partner than Lithuania, which is totally untrue because Liet is way cooler, so we decided to settle it once and for all-- and, like, not by trial by combat, 'cause I can't be bothered. So, what's gonna happen is--

A ONE WEEK LONG WIFE-SWAP.If you're a total ( Read more... )

Seriously, this place totally looks as bad as mine did after that war with those Ottoman creeps way back. Is there no sense of decor or fashion in this... whatever it is? Okay, so you can whine about there being limited resources, blah, blah, blah, but those that have made it through hard times will know that you can make, like, something out of ( Read more... )

Like, what the hell.

One minute I'm eating brunch and the next minute I'm totally lying on the ground in the middle of nowhere. Now there's dust in my hair and dirt all over my clothes, which is incredibly uncool; I only bought this jacket last week. Jeez.

[ there's a brief pause as feliks makes an exasperated sound, attempting to brush some of ( Read more... )