{003} trzy - [ text ] || WIFE SWAP.

[poleaxed]

Okay, so, Denmark and I got into this big argument, right? He says that Norway is a better partner than Lithuania, which is totally untrue because Liet is way cooler, so we decided to settle it once and for all-- and, like, not by trial by combat, 'cause I can't be bothered. So, what's gonna happen is--

A ONE WEEK LONG WIFE-SWAP.If you're a total

Comments

[poleaxed]

Whatever. I just didn't want to get my clothes any dirtier.

[poleaxed]

I would've totally kicked your ass!

1/idk i am on a cell phone

[quietnorth]

[quietnorth]

done

[quietnorth]

I am not his wife.

[poleaxed]

Well, we're, like, doing it anyway!

[lovelyscientist]

Mr. Denmark agreed to this? Did you even ask Mr. Liet and Mr. Norway? I sincerely doubt Mr. Norway would agree to this.

[quietnorth]

No. See? Not that he would've listened anyway.

[lovelyscientist]

That doesn't make it acceptable. Really... Just ignore them. They'll find a different way to work things out I'm certain.

[quietnorth]

[Apparently someone doesn't know these two]

No they won't.

[timeforzzzz]

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[...] Denmark-san and Norway-san are married? [Yes, that is what she got out of that.]

[timeforzzzz]

But... He's your wife?

[rules_the_north]

Don't get B'lldandy 'nvolved.

And 'f L'thuania needs a break h' can visit m' and m' wife.

[poleaxed]

Your wife? You're, like, married?

[rules_the_north]

[Why did everyone start asking that question ever since he came here -.-]

Not t'chnically.

[poleaxed]

Well, is she hot?