HELLO
Be it known that I do not use LiveJournal anymore except to read and occasionally comment on other people's posts. Facebook and email are currently better ways to contact me.

Oh, LiveJournal still exists?

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Have you ever clicked one (on purpose)?

Do you feel they're useful enough to deserve their continued existence?

Squadilah! I got accepted to Hampshire College!

Guess whom I am probably going to meet today?
DENNIS KUCINICH, THAT'S WHOM.
(http://www.dennis4president.com/index.php?option=com_jcalpro&Itemid=36&extmode=view&extid=156)

CHAPTER 2.0

REINTER, REINTER THE FISH OF PROVENDER
THAT JUMPS OUT OF TREES IN A POT
IT'S NORWAY NOSE SEASON WHERE THE GUMBALL TOOT LEGION
SHOOTS AFRO BEES A LOT!It's Guy Fauxhawks day, here in everyone's favourite country (The People's Democratic Constitutional Soviet Socialist Canadian Pokémon Republic of the Berenstain Bears & Doug Funnie & Sons ( Read more... )

WHEN YOU OBSERVE ANOMALOUS APPARITIONS IN THE VICINITY OF YOUR LOCAL RESIDENTIAL AREA TO WHOM WOULD IT BEHOOVE YOU TO REPORT THIS INCIDENT? MALEVOLENT-SPIRITUAL-ENTITY-REMOVAL-SERVICE!

UPDATE, CIRCA 2.5 YEARS LATER: TO WHOM WOULD IT BEHOOVE YOU TO REPORT THIS INCIDENT? BIRTH CANAL!

To anyone who knows ( Read more... )

Wheels I perpetually feel the need to reinvent:

- HTML+CSS
- CMSes
- Probably entire computers, if I knew how
- At least operating systems (above the kernel level; kernels suck too but I don't feel like learning how to rewrite those) (actually no I'll make my own kernel too)
- Package management systems - Standard filesystem layouts ( Read more... )

Ahoy hoy! Who's doing Free Hug Day (September the Tenth)?