Holy shit, this is exciting.

StarCraft 2 on my birthday? No wai!!

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When my foot goes numb, I walk around on it and pretend I'm a pirate with a peg leg.

Apparently I'm really allergic to pollen ( Read more... )

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This weekend was quite satisfactory.

Thoughts?

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Eva, I'm sorry, but you will never have me.

To me, you're just some faggy girl, and I need a lover with soul power.

...And you ain't got no soul power.

No big Superbowl Apple announcement.

No Widescreen iPod.

No Beatles on iTunes...

No Leopard.

I'm a sad man.

Where did everyone go?