Man, I love food.

You are now breathing manually.

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Due to overwhelming pressure, I have posted my videos on YouTube. I now have a personal channel with all my stuff. Watch.

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=lorencproductions

I'm about to recieve a phat paycheck.

76 hours of work at at least $7 an hour; that's at least $532... Which comes to $212 with my supposed three hundred and twenty dollars of debt.

How the fuck did that happen?

K.

I'm kind of lonely here...

I'm having trouble coming up with ideas for (conceivable) short films. I understand that collaborating allows for more tangible ideas, so let's collaborate...

Anyways, I've come up with a few ideas already. Help me expand them or come up with some ideas of your own.

1. Something insignificant being shown in slow-motion/ macrovision to make it ( Read more... )

I made a website to post my videos...

http://www.paullorenc.com/

Go, now.

Then she sticks her little finger through the keyhole... And says, "Suck on it, and maybe I'll let you go!"

To which Manuel replies, "Oh... you want me to suck? Like this? SESSSPPPSPSPPPPSHHHHSH!!"

Mimi Merlot, you're the most convincingly non-fictious character that I know.