Being afraid of zombies is ridiculous! I, personally, are afraid of more tangible things.. such as.. going broke.. looking as gruesome as Narcissa.. little bugs.. gross things!

Firstly and foremost(ly): I lost a charm bracelet, and I desperately NEED it back.. It's of the finest white gold, and it has seven charms on it; a high heel, a purse, a lipstick, a hair brush, a 'flip flop' (muggle shoes, for those of you who don't understand,) a letter 'B' charm, and a wtich's hat.. of you could respond immediately to me, that'd ( Read more... )

Bonjour!

I'm FINALLY back vrom my cousins dorm at Beauxbatons. i'm unpacking now but i expect to 'ave great stories ov my trip for you all.

au revoir

IT's cooming pretty soon, and guess who's staying with her cousin from Beauxbatons?

Moi. It vill be fab-u-lous!

Yes, I write down everything that I buy, and everything that I wear.. I mean, who wants to be caught in the same outfit twice?? Surely not moi.. Well anyways, today I went to Hogsmeade and found a beautiful purple skirt. Why purple, you ask? WELL, red IS my favorite color, but you think these naturally rosey cheeks and this fair skin can be caught ( Read more... )

Ah yes... yesterday I beat about 4 hufflepuff first-years in a couple good rounds of poker. I won a pair of gloves, a licorice wand, and a box of bertie botts.

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In recent rumors, The Ugly Club has elected a new president! The leader they have chosen is:

Bellatrix Black.

As Vice President, Narcissa Malfoy.

Prime Minister- Augustus Rookwood.

Quite fab picks! It's time to shower!

Despite your feeble attempts to somewhat prove to yourself you're more attractive then me ( Read more... )

Mother sent me an owl this morning with some news:

My distant cousin Olga (the ugly one) on my fathers side just commited suicide. With a toaster oven ( Read more... )

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