Friend,
When you are sad,
.I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue,
I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile,
I'll know you finally got laid.
When you are scared,
I will rag you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried,
I will tell you horrible stories about
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