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[politerudeness]

[ SO, GUESS WHO WAS JUST ATTACKED BY A LIVING ROASTED TURKEY? This guy! And guess who dealt with it with a katana and by utterly destroying it into (very neat and clean) little pieces? THIS GUY. Of course, with the turkey being empty on the inside, there isn't really anything left to eat ;3; So, housemates will find Japan sitting calmly in the

Comments

[peonymarket]

No more than one which, upon touch, sprays a vile, burning liquid, I would think.

[politerudeness]

I had assumed such occurrences were common in this town.

[peonymarket]

This seems to have a more....holiday feel to it.

[politerudeness]

... I suppose it does. Violence isn't very fitting for a holiday, but perhaps, this is simply another thing about Western culture that I do not understand....

[zombee_slayer]

Wish my turkey attacked me, may have made my day a little bit better.

[politerudeness]

... Would it?

[zombee_slayer]

Yeah, then I'd have something to kill.

[politerudeness]

Ah.

[naivetes]

An attacking what?

[politerudeness]

An attacking roasted turkey.

[scentofbauhinia]

Wouldn't be surprised if it was.

[politerudeness]

...Hmm. I see.

[scentofbauhinia]

I think they were locked indoors for America's Thanksgiving thing last year.

Don't remember hearing anything about the turkeys being weird though.

[politerudeness]

D-do not tell me that you were present during that time...!

[decadenzas]

I've not seen anything like it before, but it fits in seamlessly with the rest of the rubbish here.

[politerudeness]

Does it, now... could you, perhaps, elaborate a little? How so?

[decadenzas]

A living bird carcass with a violent streak shouldn't seem very out of place. You've seen stranger things than that by now, I'm sure.

[politerudeness]

Would it count if I only saw such things in fiction?