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[politerudeness]

【 ➡ PHONEThis is Japan. Everyone, I believe it is time that I let everyone know that the Cosplay Cafe has officially been opened again and is available for business. It shall henceforth be active during the entire week, excluding on Saturdays and Sundays- since, these appear to be the most appropriate days for such. If you wish to visit, it is

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[miss_enma_ai]

[Clearly if you hate someone, the correct action is stalking. So Ai showed up for the opening and just be a creep, watch you, the surroundings.]

[politerudeness]

... Welcome, Ai-san. [ he really isn't sure how to feel about you being there.... and seeing him wear this ahahaha ]

[miss_enma_ai]

[Turns to look at you.]

Hello.

[politerudeness]

Is there anything you would like? Citizens receive discounts... [ can you tell that he's terribly biased. you may hate him, but you're still a citizen! ]

[giita]

[GUESS WHO HASN'T SCREWED UP YET TODAY (she caught herself from a nosedive, that doesn't count)? AWW YEAH.]

[politerudeness]

[ Since he knows Yui well even though he won't say how- he knows that it's pretty impressive! Even though it's cute when she screws up. One or two screw-ups will be okay wth him..... Hey, every cafe needs a dojikko maid or two... two are also fine. Sometime during the day, Japan comes to check up on her, just in case. ]

Hirasawa-san, is everything going well?

[giita]

[It's not like Japan voted her second place in Saimoe or anything after all! THE MOST MOE IN ALL OF JAPAN. Well, immediately after Taiga, anyway. It was a close vote! Really!

She's working hard for that surplus cake she was promised.]

I'm doing fine! I didn't even stop for a break yet or anything!

[She's only been working for an hour BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT NEWS, OKAY.]

[politerudeness]

Excellent work! [ Japan knows how to keep his characters happy... ] Continue working hard, and do your best! I believe in Hirasawa-san! [ /INSPIRATIONAL SPEECH ]

[taegeuk]

( oh hey japan. here comes your favorite brother to bother you. )

Aniki's being pretty industrious, huh?

[politerudeness]

W-well... I suppose so... [ BLUNTNESS: ACTIVATED. He will have to use it in situations involving this one... ]

[taegeuk]

So you've made lots of money already, right?

( because this is how we measure success, clearly. )

[politerudeness]

T-the cafe only opened again today! I had little time to count...

[thief_of_truth]

[Kay shows up dressed in her badass ninja costume, right on time for whatever shift!]

"Awesome! It's finally open again!"

[politerudeness]

That is correct. I cannot thank you enough for your assistance and help...

[thief_of_truth]

You look pretty good too!

[politerudeness]

T-thank you very much... do you truly think so?

[teawithpuzzles]

[I'm a Victorian gentleman and what is this. The Professor is standing in front of the cafe with a reddish tinge on his face as he attempts to figure out what is happening.]

D-Do excuse me, but may I ask why you are dressed in such a manner?

[politerudeness]

[ SIRRY VICTORIANS... ] It is called cosplay.

[teawithpuzzles]

And may I ask... Why?

[politerudeness]

Costume play is a fun and pleasurable activity. [ looks SO SERIOUS!! about it ]