【 十六 】ｔｈａｔ ｗｅ ｃｏｕｌｄ ｌｅａｖｅ ｂｅｈｉｎｄ

[politerudeness]

[ This is forward-dated to the 15th! For the past few days Japan would have been in stages 2, 3, and eventually getting to stage 4, today. Which is why he goes straight to the phones without even thinking. ]

...Everyone. This is Japan. I... have a few things I must say.... perhaps this is a bit late, but I did not feel compelled until now... [

Comments

[femtags]

Tentacle....porn....

[politerudeness]

...

...

Yes.

Forgive me... your country is a horrible pervert...

[femtags]

I'm a bit of a pervert too if it helps

...I hate this...

[politerudeness]

Ah, it's good that I'm not alone... yes, I cannot stand this either... being honest...

[coolbowtie]

Tentacles...

[When a man is attracted to his spaceship questions you, you know shit is bad.]

1/2

[politerudeness]

I said to disregard it!

...Doctor-san... please do not look down on me because of this... by the way, even though I know that things have been a bit awkward between us lately, and I regret that, I would... I would still like to continue to be friends! If we were friends in the first place-!

[politerudeness]

B... because.. I... I e-enjoy your company...

[coolbowtie]

...

[Woah information flood.]

Erm, well, I enjoy your company, of course. We're friends! But I'm afraid, I just don't understand tentacles.

Oh, right, supposed to disregard that.

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[doublerinbow]

Not surprised~ I've been to Pixiv! ♪

Speaking of which, I've seen all the porn of me on there!! I think it's totally disgusting but I still kind of like the ones where they draw me with larger breasts- ♪

[doublerinbow]

-- AAAAAAAAAAAH WHAT ARE YOU MAKING ME SAY?!

I'm going to kill you with my roadroller!! ♪

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[politerudeness]

R-Rin-san has been to Pixiv?! Uwah, that's so exciting! It is one of my favorite websites! What about Nico Nico Douga-?

[politerudeness]

--I am not making Rin-san say anything! Forgive me! Please do not kill me! I would really rather not die again! It would be terribly inconvenient!

[blastiagraphy]

Tentacle.... what?

[politerudeness]

Pornography, and even I am not horrible enough to reveal what that is to someone who doesn't know it.

[blastiagraphy]

Why would anybody even-

That's sick!!!!

[politerudeness]

...Precisely the sort of reaction I expected... haahhh...

[politerudeness]

...Yes. That is precisely it, and if you do not know what it is I will not tell you, and I think I would rather go back to not being so blunt.

[politerudeness]

I am dishonest so I have a lot of secrets. Ah, that's good.